Lysander Hates You

I'm either a fictional character or a writer with no life.

a-tall-nerdy-boy:

Minecraft giveaway!

  • Prize 1. A Minecraft gift code that allows full play of the game.
  • Prize 2. A foam stone pickaxe! (Come on, that is just awesome)
  • Prize 3. A pixel diamond necklace. (Also fucking awesome)

You can pick either of these 3!

But there are some rules.

  1. Only 5 reblogs a day, don’t spam it because that just makes it unfair for others who aren’t spamming.

  2. You don’t have to be following me, but followers are appreciated.

  3. You obviously have to enjoy Minecraft, don’t try andwin just to take these away from other people, that would be a dick move


Also, there are no shipping restrictions.

The axe and necklace are fairly light and won’t cost much.

Contest will end june 10th and I will pick 2 random winners!

Good luck to all who participate!!

a-tall-nerdy-boy:

Minecraft giveaway!

  • Prize 1. A Minecraft gift code that allows full play of the game.
  • Prize 2. A foam stone pickaxe! (Come on, that is just awesome)
  • Prize 3. A pixel diamond necklace. (Also fucking awesome)

You can pick either of these 3!

But there are some rules.

  1. Only 5 reblogs a day, don’t spam it because that just makes it unfair for others who aren’t spamming.

  2. You don’t have to be following me, but followers are appreciated.

  3. You obviously have to enjoy Minecraft, don’t try andwin just to take these away from other people, that would be a dick move


Also, there are no shipping restrictions.

The axe and necklace are fairly light and won’t cost much.

Contest will end june 10th and I will pick 2 random winners!

Good luck to all who participate!!

windswept—and—interesting replied to your post: I don’t understand why anyone would strive to have more than, like, two kids.

I know a family with 16 children. Her vagina must be relatively loose.

I just. WHY. 

My dad’s parents had, like, twelve children. 

And you know how that worked out for me?

I can’t remember any of my four hundred relatives’ fucking names. 

I go to reunion type deals

and suddenly there are twice as many babies as there were at the last reunion I went to 

and I just internally flip bitches

because the Bushman family produces babies like Ford produces pickups 

CONSTANTLY.

I don’t understand why anyone would strive to have more than, like, two kids.

I think one and two are the perfect quantities of children for the average family. Three is acceptable, but pushing it.

Like, I know people who want, four, six, or eight children. And my brain just fizzles out when I think about it. 

And maybe this has something to do with me not liking children as a general rule. But…

Why? ;A;

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.] Track: Somebody That I Used To Know (Gotye Cover)
Album: BBC Radio 1 Live Lounge
Artist: fun.

Somebody That I Used To Know (Gotye cover) - fun. feat. Hayley Williams

I honeslty think I like this version better. 

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southpaw-holmes:

kyoukinohana:

thepunygodofmischief:

hulksmashes:


“cap”

“cap”

“what is it bruce”

“hulk like cap smell”

“bruce, please stop”

“does hulk smell patriotism”


“stawp Bruce.”

“Dat’s gay”

“I thought we were science buddies Bruse.”

“what happened to us?’


“what am I doing here?”

“what’s gay?”

“the fuck is this?”

“the fuck is that?”

“help”

It got better xD

southpaw-holmes:

kyoukinohana:

thepunygodofmischief:

hulksmashes:

“cap”

“cap”

“what is it bruce”

“hulk like cap smell”

“bruce, please stop”

“does hulk smell patriotism”

“stawp Bruce.”

“Dat’s gay”

“I thought we were science buddies Bruse.”

“what happened to us?’

“what am I doing here?”

“what’s gay?”

“the fuck is this?”

“the fuck is that?”

“help”

It got better xD

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