toastedpopsicle:

sleepy-bebby:

Bandicoot. 🍓

Crash Bro your Peanus is Licking That Berry

leafblook:

natalia-lafourcade:

ALT

Everyone please keep Palestinians living in the Gaza strip in your thoughts. They have nowhere to go and Israeili PM Netanhayu has threatened to bombard them.

catchymemes:

thenyanguardparty:

all of these words are in the king in yellow

awritersbro:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

awritersbro:

awritersbro:

awritersbro:

unbidden-yidden:

unbidden-yidden:

penguicorn-arts:

awritersbro:

awritersbro:

Someone tried to get one of my posts to breach containment almost a week ago now and it’s still only got like 50 notes.

This fact has filled me with hubris.

My containment is unbreachable. I have four blogs and never gotten more than 100 notes on a post. The majority of this site Cannot Percive me. I can post whatever I want and nobody except for some of my beloved mutuals and followers will see it.

I am invisible. I am free.

@jusiri I have blazed posts twice now, my friend, and they have recieved 200 and 100 notes respectively. Enough to make my notifications interesting for 24 hours, but not enough to make them unuseable.

From this I can only conclude that I am immune from the fires of Tumblr blaze. No scorch marks can ravage my notifications, and I can post freely knowing that they can never be rendered unusable.

Still, I’m glad you don’t have that free blaze. Fate, I feel, would have found that too funny a chance to pass up.

IMG ID: a comment from @ jusiri saying “god if only I still had that free 20 dollar blaze” END ID

i saw this and I thought, oh how ironic surely if I am seeing this now it is because in an ironic twist of fate this post has like 15k notes now

but no

it’s at 29 notes

I went looking for irony, a little twist of fate proving you wrong and I only found evidence to your claims

YET

We cracked the 100 note limit so fast guys, I believe in us that we can get this post to the 15k+ notes it deserves

hey i just got back from work what is going on here

#When you see hubris so profound that you must lift the sword of karmic irony#and strike out against it#15k? I believe in us. We’ll top 50k before it’s through @lonerofthepack Alas, a tumblr post is never “through”, which is why I will not say something so foolish as “if this post gets to 50k I will cut all my hair off”

still taking suggestions for what I should do if this post reaches 15k though.

#eat your favorite dessert at 15k @frogeyedape oh! I like that suggestion. Thank you!

*cracks knuckles*

get yaself a treat :3c

SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY

I will be making:

Chocolate Brownies

and

Polvorones

And documenting it for proof of Tasty Treat

I have no idea If I should document the entire process in the notes of this post, or make a separate post and just put the final result here. I’d say to make a suggestion, but I probably won’t be able to see it considering the circumstances.

Oh well, I can’t stop you if you do decide to make a suggestion.

mewvore:

getting an ultrasound and hearing the doctor go “yikes”